Well, at least the zombie thing has produced some remarkably creative, creepy and covet-worthy objects d'art. And my being a Halloween ephemera collector, I have to say some of it fascinates me enough that even in my most Libra aesthete moods, a part of me secretly wishes she had the nerve to actually purchase a few of these disturbing delectables.
I know....weird, right? As if I could pull off that whole gothy vibe without looking like an aging hipster who is trying to hard.
Anyway, here are a few "decidedly shocking, but still so freaking kick-ass" items that would probably cause any of my future dating prospects to run screaming in the other direction --- unless of course said gentleman IS some aging hipster who is trying too hard ((tee hee)):